Which side of the political fence?

Here is another example of some of the antics on social misleadia.

This is like stats, where some people spin them how ever they want to suit their needs even if it is misleading and divisive.

It is followerd by other versions and there is many other examples out there that are divisive. How about instead someones creates a list of what the public agree on and build from there.

If you ever wondered which sideĺ of the fence you sit on, here is a test!

If a Liberal is opposed to abortion, she doesn’t have one.
If a Conservative is opposed to abortion, he tries to ban them for everyone except his mistress.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, it’s because they want better treatment for animals.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, it’s because they work for Monsanto.
If a Liberal is homosexual, they support equality for other homosexuals.
If a Conservative is homosexual, they lead a gay life in secret while hypocritically condemning that lifestyle in public.
If a Liberal is down-and-out, they think about how to better their situation.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, they blame their situation on Liberals.
If a Liberal doesn’t like a television show, they switche channels.
If a Conservative doesn’t like a television show, they launche a boycott to get the program cancelled so that no one else can watch it.
If a Liberal is religious, they quietly pray in private, as Jesus said one should.
If a Conservative is religious, they demand that everyone be forced to pray along with them.
If a Liberal needs health care, they seeks to ensure that health care is accessible to all.
A Conservative buys stock in an HMO and then campaigns against affordable health care.
If a Liberal reads this, they’ll forward it so their friends can have a good laugh.
A Conservative will attempt to have the sender arrested.

Here is a Right leaning version

If a Conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy one.
If a Liberal doesn’t like guns, they want all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, they want all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Conservative is homosexual, they quietly lead their life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, they demand legislated respect.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, they think about how to better their situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of them.
If a Conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, they switch channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, they don’t go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Conservative decides they need health care, they go about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for theirs.
If a Conservative reads this, they’ll forward it so their friends can have a good laugh.
A Liberal will delete it because their “offended”.
Well, I forwarded it.

This has the tired old Liberal stereotypes — we’ve seen those all before – there is a number of falsehoods that have been concocted about the Conservatives as well.

“We should not stand for subjecting our friends on the Right to such blatant lies and distortions. In the interest of fairness and bipartisanship, let’s set the record straight.”

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If a Conservative doesn’t like guns, they are not a Conservative. They are a wuss.

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, they will never tell anyone for fear of having their Conservative friends laugh at them, especially if they don’t like guns either.

If a Conservative is homosexual, they will remain in the closet, and loudly and piously condemn all other homosexuals to make absolutely sure no one suspects.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, they will lay off employees until their balance sheet temporarily improves. Then when their business fails, they will write the loss off on their taxes.

If a Conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, they send the host vicious, obscenity-laden, misspelled, hate-ridden e-mail messages. Anonymously.

If a Conservative is a non-believer, they go to church anyway, because people will talk.

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, they gets an insurance plan that provides all the Cialis he wants for free, while uninsured people go bankrupt trying to pay for their heart medication.

If a Conservative reads this, they will share it with their friends, who will all enjoy a good laugh. Then they will try to find out who wrote this and get them fired.

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